
So off we went to Walter's, an upscale, contemporary (for Portland, Maine) restaurant that has received excellent reviews. It was really balmy out, about 40 degrees, so it was a nice night to go out on the town.
So off we went to Walter's, an upscale, contemporary (for Portland, Maine) restaurant that has received excellent reviews. It was really balmy out, about 40 degrees, so it was a nice night to go out on the town.
OK, OK, actually he's 61, but sitting next to Jennifer Lopez on American Idol makes him look a lot more like.....well, I don't know what it makes him look like.
Some pretty good company here....(love how Liza Minelli is trying to keep Dolly Parton's boobs in.)
So Happy Birthday, our dear Marchin. It was great fun, wasn't it?
[pause]”........um, okay.” I said.
“What kind of bread are you making?” I inquire.
“ You know, regular bread.”
So, a million scenarios go through my head from enjoying a wonderful piece of warm bread and butter, to scrapping dough off of the ceiling.
“Hey,” I say, “why don’t you peruse that little bread book I have in the den for a recipe.”
[blink blink silence]
“OK then,” I say, “ when you buy the yeast, buy a strip of it that has a recipe on the back for ‘regular’ bread.” “Make sure it has a recipe, because some don’t.”
“K”
So off he goes, to Hannaford, to pick up some yeast and a couple other things on this warm(ish), sunny February morning.
It’s now near 3:00 PM.....do I smell bread in the air?
No.
So I say, “Aren’t you going to make bread?”
(grumble.....grumble....) I hear from his direction. I leave well enough alone.
About 20 minutes later he announces, “OK, I’m going to start the bread.”
Out comes the kitchenaid mixer and the yeast packet.
“How do I do this?” he asks.
“Read the recipe.” I instruct.
“Where is it?”
“On the back of the yeast packet.”
“What? Oh...... [pause].......[pause]......[sigh].....[cough].....there’s no recipe on here!?”
“Didn’t you look before you bought it?”
“Yeah, I did” he replies, “but I didn’t have my glasses on.”
So he figured that if he saw a bunch of blurry lines and colors on the yeast packet, he was good to go.
Wrong.
So I start looking up recipes for ‘regular’ bread. I went to the Fleishman’s site and found a perfectly good recipe for beginners. But now he announces he wants to make raisin bread. I tell him that’s fine, but it will be a little more complicated and slightly different.
“Why can’t I just throw raisins into the ‘regular’ dough?” he asks.
“Well” I say, “the dough might be a different dough, maybe a sweeter one.”
So we look up raisin bread on my laptop and grab the first one we get to because, frankly, I’ve got other things to do.
Anytime there’s a cooking expedition that involves Birdman, for some reason I get involved.
So I’m eyeballing the closest exit that I could slither into without being detected.
Fat chance.
“Where’s the flour?”
“Over there” I say pointing to the cabinet where the flour has been for 30 years. (Not the same bag....)
“What are all these things for?” (holding up the kitchenaid paddles and whips)
(they are used to paddle, whip and beat life’s small irritations, I’m thinking....)
deep breath.....
So he gets everything out, he gets everything explained (in my opinion) and he’s on his way....
....except for these questions: 1. How do I open the yeast? 2. Where’s the brown sugar? 3. How much is a tablespoon of butter? 4. Can I heat up the milk in this pan? 5. Can you scroll the computer? I have dough on my fingers. 6. And the Piece de Resistance.....”What’s a yolk?” (That one I could.not.believe. I KNOW he knows what a yolk is.....!!!!@#$%&*) 6 1/2. How do you get the yolk out? I did manage to escape the room and I did hear some mild cursing now and then, but the result was we had one dang, wonderful loaf of raisin bread in the end. As they say, all’s well that ends well. And it ended well. As I’ve said many times before, it’s a darn good thing I like him! Thanks, Birdman. Further photographic evidence of bread making in Maine....

Original text:
"So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my chevy to the levee But the levee was dry And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die "
...10 translations later we get:
"So, goodbye, and ordered the United States Chevrolet gave me a beautiful dam, but the dams are dry and good whiskey and rye singing students, to be drunk one day, it will be the day I die"
I think it has something to do with the day I retire from teaching. The students will be drunk, and I will have ordered my first Chevy, dam it. And since it will be the day I die, I will rethink my decision and never leave my singing students, even if the beautiful dam is dry. Dam it all.
Try it yourself......here.

Fun, Family and Friends (thanks to M,J, M, D, C, J, B, P and P)
Flaming candles and Fancy gifts
Fine Food, Full tummies (aka Fat) :-( (thanks to me and D’s cookies)
Fascinating stories (thanks to P)
Fantastic musical toast (thanks to the other P)
Frosty,Foaming beer and Fine, Fruity wine.
Plenty of Foolishness to go around.
We’re so, so Fortunate to have such Fine Family and Friends!!!
Fondly, Elenka and Birdman (my Fav!)