There's a little diner in Portland. Might be a good place to go for a quick bite....'cept for one thing....Waitress: "Hi. My name is Darcy and I will be your waitress. What can I get for you today?"
You: "Hi, ok, I'd think I'd like a BLT on whole wheat and an iced tea, no sugar."
Waitress: "Oh dear, Oh no, I'm sorry, didn't you seen the sign on the door?......
"No food or drink allowed. Is there anything else I could get for you?"