Friday, June 10, 2011

Da da da da, da da da da....(sung to Twilight Zone music)


So I’m standing by the strawberries in the grocery store. Two women are chatting nearby.


One says, “So, your birthday’s in April?”

#2 says, “ Yes, it is. Is yours in April, too?”

#1 says, “Yea!”

#2 says, “April what?”

#1 says, “Oh, it’s really in February.”

#2.......blink.......blink

#1 says, “most people I know with an April birthday have it in February.”


Me: blink....blink....scratch head....walk away as quickly as possible.


The Twilight Zone never ends.