So I’m standing by the strawberries in the grocery store. Two women are chatting nearby.
One says, “So, your birthday’s in April?”
#2 says, “ Yes, it is. Is yours in April, too?”
#1 says, “Yea!”
#2 says, “April what?”
#1 says, “Oh, it’s really in February.”
#2.......blink.......blink
#1 says, “most people I know with an April birthday have it in February.”
Me: blink....blink....scratch head....walk away as quickly as possible.
The Twilight Zone never ends.
