Da da da da, da da da da....(sung to Twilight Zone music)

So I’m standing by the strawberries in the grocery store. Two women are chatting nearby.

One says, “So, your birthday’s in April?”

#2 says, “ Yes, it is. Is yours in April, too?”

#1 says, “Yea!”

#2 says, “April what?”

#1 says, “Oh, it’s really in February.”

#2.......blink.......blink

#1 says, “most people I know with an April birthday have it in February.”

Me: blink....blink....scratch head....walk away as quickly as possible.

The Twilight Zone never ends.