Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Today.....

This morning I was watching the Today Show while having breakfast in bed and I learned something.

Did you know that some people WANT to have a bigger butt??

Really?

Kathie Lee said, "who knew?" She claims she's been spending all her life trying to make hers smaller.

Apparently there are unmentionables you can buy to enhance, pad, lift and separate your tush.
You can even surgically have some orbs implanted forever.

I laughed a little and then forgot all about it.

Until....

I went to Shaws supermarket, and then, checking out, right there in front of me, was a young lady about 19 years old and thin, with the biggest a$$ I've ever seen packed into a pair of short shorts.

I tried not to stare and wished I had the balls to take a photo, but she was with her mom who was giving the poor cashier guy a run for his money with, I kid you not, 4,000 coupons.

After he ran every g.d. coupon thru the scanner she asked him if the coupon for the water scanned? What? Now?? So he had to look through the $291 dollars worth cashier's slip and check.

So I had plenty of time not to stare at her butt.

I stuck out so much that I KNEW it had to be fake or enhanced....or something.

So once I got home I investigated....you know...for research purposes. Not that I would ever buy anything to increase my girth, although I could use some lifting.....

Anyway...

Here are some options for you.


A Butt Bra (no padding)
Adhesive falsies.....
And cheeks that are built into the panties, for your convenience.

Isn't life grand?

I wish this was the only thing I had to worry about.

Assinine. {sic}

13 comments:

Eva Gallant said...

Crazy, huh? I did a post about the third item, called booty pop panties a while back!

Eva Gallant said...

Crazy, huh? I did a post about the third item, called booty pop panties a while back!

brattcat said...

well, kiss my assets...but we'd better be quick about it as i fear they are rather near to disappearing

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

holy krap!!! man i have a big butt, is it in style now? ha ha ha

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxo

jojo said...

it only took me 50+ years to be in style...jeesh!

Traveling Bells said...

Alas, I was gifted with a flat butt, so I shall never be in style. Wait. I have never been in style. Style? What style? Never mind...

Pam said...

Thank goodness this body thing has been on your mind lately, otherwise I would have missed some really great posts. My sides are still aching over the swimming costume post on the 22nd. Having just caught up with it, I was screaming with laughter.

Debbie said...

I once watched an episode of one of those afternoon judge shows...it wasn't Judge Judy...BUTT....there was a gal on there that had the booty enhancement treatment! Of course the defendant was telling America that she had it done not her! She was thin with a pop-out booty!

linda m said...

That is just way too funny! LOL!!!!

FOLKWAYS NOTEBOOK said...

Not only is our government dysfunctional so are many our citizens who partake in such idiot items -- barbara

Lynette said...

Good golly, Miss Molly. What a mess this is, to me anyway. I am not the least bit surprised, though, that stuff like this is everywhere!

Sharon Creech said...

hahahaha I mean: really.
I'm speechless.

Lili said...

OMGosh this was so funny! My fav was the butt bra...who knew!! ~Lili