Saturday, March 6, 2010

Diner for dieters....

There's a little diner in Portland. Might be a good place to go for a quick bite....
'cept for one thing....

Waitress: "Hi. My name is Darcy and I will be your waitress. What can I get for you today?"

You: "Hi, ok, I'd think I'd like a BLT on whole wheat and an iced tea, no sugar."

Waitress: "Oh dear, Oh no, I'm sorry, didn't you seen the sign on the door?......

"No food or drink allowed.  Is there anything else I could get for you?"

7 comments:

Eva Gallant said...

WTF? How can they be a diner and not allow food and drink?? And what the heck else would you be expecting at a diner?

Piecefulafternoon said...

Do they get a lot of comments on the sign?

brattcat said...

One of our favorite breakfast spots, the wait staff is great, and the muffins totally decadent. This is so not a virtual restaurant, E. Explanation for the sign: No 'ordinary' food or drink allowed; they serve only ambrosia and manna. Well, not really. Still it's pretty good for diner food. And this is a pretty funny post.

Debbie said...

That's a riot! It should be sent to Jay Leno to be read on the show...oh maybe not...with all that mess going on with the late night fights...forget it! Cool blog....where is this?? Does hubby go to Scarbouro ??..spelling??...isn't that awful...anyway...for rehab? I was the only girl amongst 6 men towards the end. There were two women originally. I go in the late afternoon...there are many time slots during the day. How's he doing?

Sarah Laurence said...

The oxymoron diner - love it! Such a gorgeous day today. I'm happy to say your snow is out of place. Can it really be March in Maine?

♥ Braja said...

there's only one response:

WTF??

Deb Shucka said...

Too funny! Although it doesn't really matter since they're on vacation anyway. :-)