Thursday, April 29, 2010

Update on the crime scene......

Growing up in the New York City metropolitan area, I was used to the police blotter containing reports of criminal activity, serious stuff, in the newspapers. Murders, robberies, assaults etc., all the makings of a good book or TV series.

When there was a monkey loose in the apple tree in our backyard, it did not make the police blotter. In Maine it would have been in the headlines. 

So to illustrate, in Maine, well, things are different......

Documented in the local Police Blotter a couple of weeks ago: (all true....with my personal commentary, of course.)
"Lake Road caller reported that four occupants of a vehicle with duct tape on the door locks were asking residents if they wanted their trees trimmed."
(Duct tape on the locks...a very sticky situation. Call the cops.)



"Ray Road caller requested to speak to an officer regarding a domestic situation that occurred last year."
(After giving it some thought, someone's wife  just couldn't get over hubby not putting the cover back on the toothpaste. It was just eating at her day after day until finally, she couldn't take it anymore and snapped.)



"Annex Road caller reported that their neighbor had been harassing them by intentionally running their dogs up and down the road in front of the caller's house, making their dogs bark."
(This is why I have cats.)


"Pine Road caller requested to speak with an officer, as a group of their chickens were missing."
(Come to find out they were dressed in dog costumes running up and down a road in front of their neighbor's house, making the dogs bark.)
(OK, OK I know the image is not a chicken in a dog costume...there's only so much I can do.)

 And finally, this one may make you lose sleep lest this should happen to you....
"Osher Road caller reported that someone pulled into their driveway, and looked at the trailer that was for sale. Caller thought that this was suspicious."
(Everyone knows, a For Sale sign actually means Keep Out!)


Am buying a taser.....there's trouble afoot.

13 comments:

Eva Gallant said...

That is a riot! Love it!

Piecefulafternoon said...

Oh the goings on in town.

Love the trailer condo.

brattcat said...

When we first moved to Brattleboro, we, too, were captivated by the police reports in the local paper. One of our favorites noted the theft of a cabbage from a local senior's garden. Garden crime...it's a dirty business.

Debbie said...

Pretty funny Elenka! I love the local papers we get with the police beats in each neighboring town. They can be pretty funny. Recently we had one on April 18th. Here it is: A caller from Land Of Nod Road requested help getting things back from his ex-girlfriend. He said she had thrown them away and then denied that anything was in her TRASH that belonged to him!
Now serioulsy...there really IS a Land of Nod road...I've seen it!

Evansmom said...

so true!

Birdman said...

Good thing you didn't make the blotter when that HUGE swine rampaged through our backyard 'bout 25 years ago! Did I have to wrestle the phone away from you? I can't remember...

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

snorff, sniggle, thigh slappin fun...that's your post today!

Deb Shucka said...

Love the pictures, the small town news, and your comments. Thanks for the laugh.

Balisha said...

Nothing like small town news. I really love your new header...did you paint it?
Balisha

Kathleen said...

Ah, visiting your blog is always so refreshing, and a trip away from the everyday nonsense. Thanks for such a great post. Hugs, Kathleen

Rachel said...

As the saying goes, "Fact is stranger than fiction!"

That mobile home highrise is quite amazing! Funny too!!

Fearless Nester said...

It always so much fun to read your posts Elenka! This is even yet another entertaining addition to your altered magazine covers!

Snippety Gibbet said...

Hehehehe, that was cute.

And where in the heck did you ever find photos of a dog in a chicken suit and a high rise trailer complex? You are a Google queen! jan