Apparently, because there was nothing else on my mind at the time, I thought about how one never sees that style of seat in anyone's home. Why not?
I went home and asked Johnny Depp Mr. Downeast doing stuff what he thinks about this. After some rolling of the eyes, he said, "Probably for men."
I said, "huh?" "Don't men lift the seat?"
"He said, "not when they're sitting down."
After that comment, I decided I didn't want to know anymore.
But I was thinking about all the different types of toilet seats out there. I've only experienced a few:
1. Regular (hard seat)
2. Wooden (we had one, it eventually split itself. Needed duct tape to fix it. Unpleasant situation for a while.)
3. Soft seat. (Creepy)
4. The aforementioned split seat. (see***)
So I did some research for you because I know you don't have time. Here is what I've found.
You can get.....
Painted seats: Some people would like custom painted seats, you know, with a portrait of your sweetie, Cha Cha.
Or perhaps a guitar theme seat: Provides good acoustics for your music.
How about a Sponge Bob Square Pants seat?
Or a square seat: For Sponge Bob Square Pants and his ilk.
Maybe someLED lights seats: You can illuminate the job.
Or the face toilet: Bite my butt! Grrrr
This is the golfers toilet seat cover: (There must be a joke about a 'hole in one' for this.)
The up and at 'em toilet seat: Guaranteed to wake you up in the morning.
This is a 24 carat gold toilet available in Hong Kong, for all of you receiving a stimulus package or a million dollar bonus. Estimated value: $10.000.00
Here is something your tax dollars paid for. A $19,000,000,000 Russian built space toilet. The new system will be able to produce drinking water for the astronauts. :-0
(Looks like another Sponge Bob Square Pants toilet seat......)After buying this for the astronauts, you may want this one...
The Serial Killer Seat. Always on the run.
As a result of my hard work, the consensus seems to be that there are split seats in public places for the lazy male that won't lift the seat and dribbles when he's done.Geez, thank God that never happens at home. ;-p